Sweet Yet Silly

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

askclint:

grapes-of-plath:

epitomeofnerd:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This man is saving our galaxy

alloftheveganfood:

Vegan (Valentine’s Day) Dessert Round Up

Chilled Dark Chocolate Pie with Almond Crust and Strawberry Vanilla Compote

No-Bake Chocolate Coconut Ice Cream Torte

Chocolate Walnut Date Tarts

Vegan Strawberry Valentine’s “Cheesecake”

Black and Blueberry Heart Pie

Vegan Strawberry Shortcake

Vegan Raspberry Gelato

Mini Coconut Blood Orange Bundt Cakes

Candied Clementines

Vegan Dark Chocolate Pomegranate Mousse

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